The book midwife Fen Druadìn covers their face with both hands while grinning.

Ruh Roh!

Somebody did a boo-boo.

It was me. I did the boo-boo.

Anyway, whatever it is that happened, it happened, and here we are. This is not the page you’re looking for.

It’s a custom 404 page. Or, for those not stuck in 1997:

Page Not Found.

Whatever you were looking for, it’s not here.

But you’re reading this text instead of trying to find what you were trying to find. That’s because I’m very funny.

Anyway, you can go back to the home page and try again.

Or you could try emailing me.

I hope you find what you were looking for.

I hope we all do.